Tuesday, May 31, 2011

I can help you feel better and lose weight

Seriously.  I can help you if you want to feel better and lose weight.

You also have to be ready to work, too.

Let's schedule a kitchen intervention!

Invite me over. I'll come to your house for 2 hours for $100 and root through your pantry, cabinets, fridge, and freezer.  We will purge all the crap, read labels, and I'll explain why the stuff is bad.

For another $100, I'll meet you at the grocery for 2 hours and help you shop for a new set of products/food that you can substitute/replace for the old crap that is killing you.  Explanation, logic, justification, education, etc.... included. 

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